Come to the game park in Mozambique for the wedding said my sister in law. It'll be great, we'll stay in luxury tents, there's a pool to cool off in and we can have dinner under the stars. Right. Here's me in my shorts and light weight tracksuit top freezing my balls off before going to bed in a tent that doesn't close properly. And just for good measure you still get chowed by potentially Malaria carrying mosquitos! Stop complaining now Patrick, it's a lovely wedding...
